Sonado Rosso Wermut (Vermouth)

Threw up everywhere. Just everywhere. All over everywhere. All over the place. “What place?” you ask. My place. All over. Everywhere.

This bizarre cocktail is ostensibly the same as the much lauded Contado, but brutal on the system. It might not really be the fault of the drink though. It could have elderflower in it, and I’m allergic, okay? Since I was a kid, got it? Really bad stomach pain. Really bad. All over.

That, or the amount of cheap gin I added.

You never know.

Apart from that, this vermouth is, like the Contado, poor-man’s Pimm’s. Which, you might think, rather defeats the entire religious ideology surrounding Pimm’s.

But this isn’t about the Reformation (as I had suggested in my Contado review).
Because, instead of questioning indulgences, I just try to offer you cheaper ones for the same spiritual reward:

“As soon as the coin in the coffer rings, the soul into heaven springs.”

That hasn’t changed. Just now, see, it’s smaller coin.

Which makes me the Pope of really cheap wine. Which makes you my flock.

So, go, my children, go! Go out and drop your coin into the cash-register of redemption! Go and slowly twist off that bottle-cap of revelation! And oh, my children, those among you who may suffer from an elderflower allergy stay away from the stuff cause it’s not worth it, trust me. Seriously, I mean it. Don’t go near this shit. Or check the label. I dunno. You could call the company, I guess. Maybe it was just me. Or something I ate. That’s also possible.

1.19 3 @Kaufland

This wine is: 3, Cheap German Wine, Cheap Red Wine, Kaufland, Under Two Euros.